So you've come to see what the Goddess has to say, hmm? Well, good; many an enemy has met their doom after the Goddess delivers a one-liner. Even Xena, herself, has felt the sting of Her words. So enter, read, maybe you'll learn something.


* You want it...Come and get it!
* I'm good as you.
* Warrior Queen?....I like that.
* Why is it, dear man, that you look like an idiot?
* Oh well, that makes all the difference...and now we can be the best of friends...
* You let me go and I will dedicate my life to killing everything you love.
* You created a monster with integrity Xena....Scary isn't it?
* You know there used to be some respect mixed up in my hatred for you but not anymore. Your petty scruples are an embarrassment!
* Perfect! I am going to die just like my family...It's kind full circle don't you think?
* What do you want? I told you what you had to do to gain my favor...and you failed.
* Just as I thought...the man's backbone is mush
. * I'm in a way disappointed Xena. There was a part of me that hoped that you would win and put out the rage in my heart. Sometimes it even scares me...but then I get over it.

Return of Callisto:

* The right thing to do...That's what they think!
* I say, before I kill you, Iím going to make you squeal like a pig you fat pathetic piece of dung.
* You lose.
* Here piggy piggy piggy piggy.
* Let them all out. The healthy ones will be the beginning of our new army. Oh, and by the way, the weak ones...put them out of their misery.
* Theodorus bring that with you...I know someone it will look perfect on.
* (Joxer: Yeah, well I turned good, just like Xena) Yeah, well I haven't!
* Be a dear and deliver a message to the good Xena for me will you? Tell her this: She should have killed me when she had the chance. For every drop of innocent blood shed from here on out is on her hands as well as mine.
* I've missed you Xena!
* Ah, ah...don't move pretty. That sentimental side of you is a real problem, now isn't it?
* You fight with your heart. That gives me advantage over you, I no longer seem to have one. * See you soon my sweet.
* Oh, oh it unites your right and hate divides...Let's see...which one's stronger shall we?
* Nighty night!
* I long to see you wailing over the body of your friend.
* You know I don't drink intoxicants Theodorus.
* I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensations in any way.
* Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.
* (To Gabrielle) I don't understand you. After all I did to you, you still can't kill me?
* I'm going to make a grand show of your death.
* It's a nice fit don't you thing?
* Burn her!
* Oh, don't bother struggling Xena, be thankful for that beautiful throne, it'll give you peace...if you let it.
* What could you possibly have been thinking?
* (To Xena) Oh, how I do love watching you work!
* Looks like we're at a standstill. How good are you at...chariots, hmm?
* Enjoying the ride Xena?
* Want to go faster?
* We're going to die Xena! How wonderful! We can spend the rest of eternity in Tartarus together!
* Oh...youíre good Xena!
* Xena, help me! I'm counting on you...

Intimate Stranger

* Hello Xena. Oh how I've missed you! Do you know how boring Tartarus can be? Same old torture everyday. Makes me appreciate what we had.
* (Xena: I didn't kill her Ares) Oh, keep telling yourself that dear and maybe someday you'll believe let me sink into the quicksand, what's the difference?
* I've been waiting for you to say that.
* I wonder how Xena's enjoying her new surroundings?
* First things first. Ares, I promised you my allegiance. I promised you an army to rule the world. You promised me SATISFACTION.
* (To Argo) You can't figure it out can you? I look Xena. I even smell like Xena. But something tells you that I'm not.
* Talk? I don't really feel like talking.
* Ooops!
* Gabrielle...Gabrielle...Oh well, Iím Xena now. So she's my little friend now!
* Look into my eyes old woman...Xena's not home.
* You forbid me? No one...god or man...forbids me from doing anything.
* However evil you think I am Xena, my soul is clean...Because it's all on you.
* Momma!
* I didn't do anything! SHE did it!

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